*Uses boobs to hypnotise a queer into liking me*
s5 wish list item #1:
jane and maura attend a sox game and get kiss cam’d
Or: Jane, Maura and Casey all go, because Jane wants them to get along more and she just decides to do this. And they’re on in view on the kiss cam but Maura…
sexual orientation: calliope torres
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
Laughing too hard
My friends are so fucking strange
I like him. Keep him.
I’m actually dating him
next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?
My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil
white people are so wasteful
'useless fucking paperclips'
I think I found my new bff.
you idiotic crusty nipple
"Going around" takes a lifetime
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs