when ur parents go out food shopping
i have a masters degree in rolling my eyes
tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
waLk into the club like whaddup i got oh no oh god im in the wrong building im so sorry i didnt mean to interrupt this funeral god bless
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
Read it over.
Let those words resonate in your mind.
|—||Nayyirah Waheed (via nofatnowhip)|
fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend
i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused
y’all are already punching us
the issue is that we’d like you to stop
parents: “u should be more active”
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”